Tuesday, February 13, 2007
They Tax Me, They Tax Me Not
It is nearing the end of the financial year. And those of you who do not make a living smuggling coke knows what that means. Tax forms. The annual tradition of bidding bye-bye to your hard earned cash. Some people think it is an unsystematic biased ad-hoc method of government sponsored mugging. Those people do not realize that it is actually a very systematic process.

To get clear understanding of the importance, necessity, and beauty of taxation and the benefits spun thereof, you would need to understand the history of this age old process. It is with a sense of duty and pride that I embark on this short discourse.

THE HISTORY OF TAXATION

For countless centuries, governance was done almost exclusively through looting and plundering. If City A found itself short of funds or required territorial expansion, it would wage war on City B. The emperor and soldiers of City A would take money in the form of gold, diamonds, etc... from City B and celebrate their victory by drinking, dancing, and watching people kill each other for amusement, because, frankly, they did not get enough of it during the war. The drinking and dancing would continue till (continue reading)
 
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Wednesday, February 07, 2007
Hamish Joy, Researcher

He said “Let there be light”

And there was light

He said “Let there be life”

And there was life

He said “Let there be large companies with lots of money”

And there were large companies with lots of money

He said “Let Hamish Joy get a job”

And there was silence

“Come on… Anybody??”

“(sigh) What am I going to do about you, Hammy?”

Far too often has it been speculated that Hamish Joy is a jobless twit with dried bread crumbs for brain. This is an absolutely baseless accusation spawned from the depths of hell by the devil himself. He’s always up to no good, spreading lies like that.

Hamish Joy, I assure you, is a fully employed twit of the highest order. Yeah, that’s right, and has been, for the past 10 months. 10 months is a long time. Many specie of insects live through half a dozen generations in that time frame. Well, ok, so in human terms it may not be impressive to YOU, but it CERTAINLY is to me. (continue reading)

 
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